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<Drezdar> I yelled at my mom the other day for opening my shades while I wasn't home.  I told her "I don't allow sunlight to enter my room."  She looked at me funny and then walked away.

Madonna - The Unreleased (2010) (311289)


<Birk> Since you know, you get to choose a name when you are pope

<Birk> If I ever became pope I would choose the name Perri.

<Birk> So then people would call me pope perri, and they would be forced to laugh whenever saying my name.


<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...

<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.

<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this

<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?

*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

The Offspring - Greatest Hits (830481)


—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— Netsplit Detected. «irc.right.asscheek irc.left.asscheek» [6:56am]

Kylie Minogue - Kylie (1988) (841177)


<person> jezabel's perrrty hot..

<Coolblunt> the reason obsie hates jez so much is cuz i think ralph said she was hot :)

<steebis> obsie is a tubby bitch too

<steebis> its called jealousy

<Coolblunt> in baseball terms if jezebel is home plate obsie is out in the parking lot somewhere

Lady Gaga - Reloaded (2010) s (487984)


(Ё) signoff/#housemartin.. erandus (Quit: If a guy builds 1000 bridges,

    and sucks one cock, he isn't a bridge builder. He's a cock sucker.)

Vanessa Mae - Greatest Hits (855217)


<undrewb> I'm gonna make my thesis opensource so developers all round the world can work on it for me


(Moose_): what's your language of choice ?

(rich): english?


<Embercide> i'm just waiting to hear someone say "omg minkus was trying to chat this chick up at a party and he told her that he's a GM Sexpert"

<minkus> Embercide i don't think so :) i'd be more witty and go "I have GM animal Taming and I allways wanted a babe like you"